Dear Diary: The Top 5 Things No One Told Me About Getting Old (Okay, Maybe They Did, But I Wasn’t Listening)
Dear Diary, Today I sneezed and peed a little. Again. And that’s not even the most shocking thing about getting older. I mean, I knew aging came with “wisdom” and “grace” and a newfound appreciation for fiber, but no one warned me about the fine …
            